Modern couples’ sexual intercourse, ranking of the five major battlefields

　　Battlefield 1 - The old place on the bed. In fact, the bedroom is a natural place to have sex, and the emphasis is on its privacy. Therefore, you should continue to keep the "sex concession" in the bedroom, and also sign an "unequal treaty" with your family, stating that when you have sex, anyone who breaks into the bedroom without permission will be "shot to death." This type of treaty will never violate the principles of sex education, because sex education does not mislead children and families into thinking that you will not have sex. Of course you will still have sex behind closed doors, but the time, method, type, reaction and scene of having sex are the absolute "right to privacy".

　　If a child or other family member has a key to the bedroom, simply change the locks! You can even customize a sign that says "Working, Do Not Disturb" so that your intentions will be clear.

　　Battlefield 2 - Try the bathroom to create "the joy of fish and water". When someone coined the phrase "the joy of fish and water", his suggestion might be - the most ideal place to have sex should be in the water. When Thai bathing was popular in the past, many people who had tried it would probably agree with this statement.

　　In fact, many difficult sexual positions are easiest to achieve in the water, because the body in the water is usually lighter than in the air; if you can do it in the water, of course it can also be done on land. Therefore, for some "experimental" attempts, or for people who are sure that they do not want to be sent to the emergency room due to sudden accidents, it is best to start in the bathtub. Also, don’t put the water too hot, otherwise important parts will be easily injured due to congestion and swelling.

　　In this way, if you still cannot understand the meaning of the phrase "the joy of fish and water", you can really be called retarded.

　　Battlefield 3 - Go to the living room to find something exciting. The advantage of doing the living room is to "connect by analogy". Especially for those who like to do other things while having sex, it is best not to miss such a good place as the living room. at least tv news When reporting, watching TV and chatting about major political and economic events will not affect your sexual performance; when reporting on homicides or other exciting news, you should take a break.

　　Of course, if you choose a living room, it will most likely be on the sofa. The lazy guy was popular a few years ago, and it was really a bit "soft" (it has nothing to do with the ability of men who like to be lazy). It will be difficult to adjust the posture at first, and it will not be easy to aim and exert force. The hardness of the cowhide sofa is quite suitable, but there is a smell that will affect your mood. It is ideal to spread it with a blanket. Due to location constraints, most of the time you may have to sit down.

　　What I'm most afraid of is having sex in the living room Child Or family members come back suddenly, or friends come to visit, or salesmen come to collect quotations. It seems that they come to the door at such moments. Therefore, you must be prepared in advance and react when you hear the doorbell ringing. It is recommended not to be completely naked, and to sit down or focus on local stimulation. However, going from a slut to a sanctimonious one within a minute is an absolutely wonderful and exciting experience for many couples.

　　Battlefield 4 - He is "beautiful and delicious" in the kitchen. There is a decent dining table in the kitchen. The pepper shaker will not be knocked over when there is fierce action. You must also be careful about the placement of those large and small kitchen knives. Then, the kitchen is also a good place. The most suitable position is for the wife to lie on her back on the table and the husband to stand, entering from 180 degrees.

　　The advantage of choosing the kitchen as a place to have sex is that it can be directly associated with food. If you know how to make good use of seasonings, you can also increase the "flavor" of sex. For example, sprinkle some powdered sugar on the nipples, or drizzle cheese or honey; apply olive oil on the penis to absolutely moisturize it. Directly treat the other person as a "beautiful and delicious" object, lick and suck, "suck your fingers and have endless aftertaste", and you will be full after making love. But seasonings that are too spicy can cause skin If you have allergic reactions, such as chili, bean paste, and garlic, please be careful before trying it.

　　Remember the refrigerator scene in "Nine and a Half Weeks to Love You"? A shirtless Mickey Rourke and a freshly bathed Kim Basinger sit on the cold kitchen floor and flirt. she closes Eye , letting him teasingly take out the tempting delicacies in the refrigerator and feed them to her. Especially when he took the ice cube that was leaking liquid and slid it on her skin, mixing the water with the wet mud along the way, the sex was perfect. Anyway, ice cubes are easy to make, so please do double figure skating in the kitchen.