Revealed: The 10 happiest moments for men

　　1. A man is happiest when he gets a woman

　　I once read an article by a well-known local writer, which described the feeling of having sex with a woman for the first time - "I was happier than meeting Chairman Mao."

　　It is too late in my life, and I have never seen a living chairman. I read this article when I was developing and thought the metaphor was ridiculous: How could a writer use synaesthesia indiscriminately like this?

　　Later, when a friend recommended to me a famous sentence from this less famous article, Eye There is a light of compassion shining in it. So I was very envious that in their time, if there was no love to be had, there was at least a close substitute. Nowadays, the streets are full of sexual health care and ambiguously dressed black beauties. Comrades who are "fengshiqin" may not be happy.

　　2. A man is happiest when he leaves a woman

　　I'm talking about some men who are repentant. Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years. Thousands of sails pass by the side of the sunken boat, and thousands of trees spring in front of the diseased trees. Most men are not tied to the boat. When I am in a hurry, I have no one to cross the river and I don't want to be tired. After a long and arduous struggle, I finally got the hard-won slave emancipation certificate, and I was shocked. How happy was it?

　　The British writer Milton wrote "Paradise Lost" after his marriage, and "Paradise Found" after his wife's death. The taste of bitterness and sweetness is similar to Mi's, even though he is not from my race.

　　3. Men are happiest when they start a business

　　As the saying goes, working is beautiful. Of course, the type of work is very particular. Today's "entrepreneurship" seems to specifically refer to some upstarts in the IT industry. “He received a large amount of venture capital with a perfect business plan. ”“He is a 23-year-old CEO……”

　　We can see this sentence pattern everywhere in the flattery articles that flood newspapers and periodicals. As an ordinary reader, I have the following feelings about the description of this type of text: in Jin Yong's martial arts language, it is "heroic Qianyun", in Shanghainese dialect it is "old egg", in Beijing dialect it is "awesome".

　　Of course, after reading it, I felt astringent in my heart, remembering that when I was playing claw machines, a certain CEO was still in the kindergarten class. Nowadays, a brick thrown can knock down nine CEOs, and the remaining one is the CTO (Chief Technology Officer). The revolution is really in no particular order. I want to make it clear here that my understanding of the happiness of this group of people is relatively superficial, because I have been poisoned by some articles, saying that Internet upstarts do not make money by setting up websites, but become rich one by one in the process of setting up websites.

　　The means are the ends, and the ends are just a beautiful myth in the business plan. As someone said back then, "It doesn't hurt if you sell your land." The highest level is to look at other people's money in vain.

　　4. Men are happiest when they win a fight.

　　In today's very un-Spartan world, although fighting has been relegated to the category of classical performance art, gaining the upper hand in a close-quarters fight can still cause a normal man to secrete adrenaline. It needs to be stated that this article does not bear the responsibility of instigating. The intensity of the fight should still be controlled within the scope of mild harassment and law enforcement agencies have to step in to stop it.

　　My friend Xiao Qiao, male, is a young flute player in the Shanghai Chinese Orchestra. Xiao Qiao likes to tell everyone a story when there are more than three people. He couldn't bear the insult, fought back, and opened the ladle of a senior student with a beer bottle. “That was the top gangster at No. 43 Baojia Street (Central Conservatory of Music, Xiao Qiao’s alma mater). He always liked to end his affectionate remembrances with these words triumphantly.

　　It should be noted that Xiao Qiao was only over 1.50 meters when the story took place, but now he is over 1.70 meters tall. He still talks about it with relish, which shows how necessary a victory is for a man's growth. Xiao Qiao is destined to be a happy person in this life, because he smashed a "first-class gangster" many years ago, and this is an unchangeable fact - historical fact.